A finely curated collection of the World's wackiest & strangest books.
Why Trudeau is a Great Leader & Deserves Respect
Why Trudeau is a Great Leader & Deserves Respect…
Assembled by an elite team of political correspondents, this riveting exposé delves into the many profound contributions of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
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Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems
Full title: “Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels”
This invaluable guide provides you with 101 cunning strategies to help you outwit these incredibly crafty, fluffy-tailed masterminds. This classic defense manual for the besieged has also been recently updated to deal with the more tech-savvy twenty-first-century squirrel.
There are, as the title suggests a full 101 stratagems within these invaluable 240 pages.
Crap Taxidermy
When taxidermy goes horribly wrong…
The perfect end table book to make your loved ones and visiting guests feel completely uncomfortable and question whether or not they really knew you at all.
Whether you choose to laugh or cringe at these spectacularly bad attempts at taxidermy, you won’t be able to tear your eyes away from the curiosities inside. This volume brings together the very best of the worst (along with a DIY “Stuff Your Own Mouse” lesson by an Insect Preparator from the American Museum of Natural History), showcasing the most perverse yet imaginative anatomical reconstructions of the animal kingdom you’ll ever see.
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety
Our Country—and our cats—stand at a precipice…
Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront Satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.
This informative guide helps to prepare our nation’s cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “Why does my cat need to use the internet?
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever
Are you stumped by annoying silent letters or confused by homophones? I know I am, and after reading this book I’m even more confused…
Turning the traditional idea of an alphabet book on its head, this unique book takes silent letter entries like “K is for Knight” a step further with “The noble knight’s knife nicked the knave’s knee.” Lively illustrations provide context clues, and alliterative words help readers navigate text like “a bright white gnat is gnawing on my gnocchi” with ease. Everyone from early learners to grown-up grammarians will love this wacky book where “A is for Aisle” but “Y is definitely not for Why.”
The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
What if there’s a hidden dimension to Donald Trump; a sensitive, mysterious poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing Trump’s words for signs of poetry and what he found was a revelation…
This groundbreaking collection gives readers a glimpse of Trump’s innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth, to what he hates about Lord Sugar. And it will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.
This fantastic publication also includes Sears’ scholarly footnotes and introduction, in which he excavates new critical angles and insights into the President’s poetry which the casual reader might overlook.
Extreme Ironing
A must read for anyone contemplating taking their ironing to the next level…
Combine the thrill of extreme outdoor activity – rock climbing, mountaineering, canoeing, scuba diving or surfing – with the satisfaction of well-pressed clothing. Participants of the sport are known as ironists and pride themselves on returning to work on Monday morning in a shirt which was ironed over the weekend whilst dangling from a rock face or riding the rapids. Join the growing number of ironists that have taken ironing outside, under the sky, where it belongs.
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Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor
Jam-packed with creative techniques for picking up babes, buying suitable gifts, first dates and more…
This informative guide examines everything from evading capture and the old catch-and-release tactic, to the dreaded blind date. This “ultimate contribution to mankind” reveals the coveted trade secrets Roger Welsch holds dear and deserves prominent placement on the bookshelf of any self-respecting male.
Identifying Wood
Wood. It’s everywhere, the chair you’re sitting on, the walls of your house, those trees out front? Yep, wood…
Learn from this professor of wood, and gain the knowledge necessary to blow your friends away with your newfound superhuman ability to identify all types of, wood. Imagine the mind bending power of walking into a room and being able to identify their pine table…
Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes
From the Award winning Author that has brought us such works as “When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I be Too Old To Care”?
This literary masterpiece explores such topics as why Junior Leaguers don’t do it in groups, why Baptists won’t do it standing up, and why Richard Nixon never did it, among other things…
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
This revealing field guide will help you identify all of the idiots in your backyard and detail exactly why they suck…
Featuring common North American birds, such as the Goddamned Canada Goose or White Breasted Nut-Biter for the layperson, with The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you will be able to quickly identify facts about a bird’s annoying call, its dumb migratory pattern, its downright tacky markings, and more…
Crafting with Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts to Make with Your Cat
Throw away that lint roller and start crafting!
Crafting with Cat Hair shows readers how to transform stray clumps of fur into soft and adorable handicrafts. From tote bags and finger puppets to fluffy cat toys, picture frames, and more. These projects are eco-friendly, and require no special equipment or training. You can make most of these projects in under an hour, with a little help, of course, from your freshly brushed feline…
Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price
There’s only one thing that Coolio’s better at than rapping – Pimpin’ the Poultry…
Can’t find your favorite Ghetto fusion, like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) on Uber Eats? Well thanks to the Master of Ghetto Gourmet you can now make these delicious dishes at home faster than you can say Chillin’ and Grillin’…
Mom Is Dating Weird Wayne
Oh No, Not Weird Wayne…
In this disturbing, creepy novel, seventh-grader Jenna tries to discourage her mother’s romance with the local TV weatherman (who apparently likes to dress up as Dracula). Sure to educate and enlighten…
